FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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I once worked with a very musically talented Jamaican who, after years of auditions for various instruments, got a gig in the local orchestra playing the triangle- not his first choice. One day he came in super stressed looking.
I said “What’s up...can't handle the pressure of performing on stage?”
He says, "You have no idea mon, I be responsible for every ting."
They're standing at the elephant exhibit when the boy asks his mom: What's that thing hanging down from the elephant?
Mom: That's it's trunk.
Boy: No, further back.
Mom: That's its tail.
Boy: No, in between.
Mom: Oh, that's nothing. Now run along.
The boy is still curious so he walks over to his dad.
Boy: Dad, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?
Dad: That's its trunk.
Boy: No, further back.
Dad: That's its tail.
Boy: No, in between.
Dad: That's its penis.
Boy: Oh, but Mom said it was nothing.
Dad: Well, son, you have to realize that your mom is a little spoiled.
