and log in to your online banking system. It feels like someone else is paying your bills....
Thứ Ba, 30 tháng 10, 2018
A duck walks into a bar...
One lunchtime a duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and an all day breakfast.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Fucking hell! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.
"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my fry up please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the...
The Last Apocalypse Of Romaine Fielding
The Last Apocalypse Of Romaine Fielding
The story of an entertainer, a charlatan, a socialist visionary who made (and lost) America's first apocalyptic, dystopian, science-fiction feature film.
October 29, 2018 at 08:32PM
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Husband and wife are sunbathing at a nudist beach... NSFW
When suddenly a wasp flies into the wife's vagina. She screams in terror, and frantically tells her husband what happened. He scoops her into his arms, throws her into the car and speeds to the hospital.
At the hospital the doctor tries a few different ways to remove the wasp with each one failing. The doctor has an idea, turns to the husband and says, "We will coat your penis with honey, you insert it into your wife. When you feel the wasp on your head, slowly remove it."
The husband gives it a try but with all the yelling, hectic drive and stress...
"Mom I have started dating our neighbour..."
"Anders?! But honey, he could be your father!" says mom.
Daughter replies "Mom, age is just a number!"
"I wasn't talking about his age!"...
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