Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 10, 2018

When you excel in life...

People start to spreadsheet about you. . . . . (I'll show myself out)....

Two clowns were eating a cannibal

One turns to the other and asks “did I start the joke wrong?”...

Just saw a guy running down the road with a cape on, so I shouted, "Hey! Are you a superhero!?"

He yelled back, "Nah, I didn't pay for my haircut!"...

My favorite sex position is called WOW.

It’s where I flip your MOM over....

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A plane went down over the ocean, and three of the survivors end up stranded on a remote tropical island.

They don't get very far before a tribe of cannibals capture them and bring them back to their village as prisoners. One of the men says "Please don't eat us! We'll do anything!". The cannibal's chief decides to have a bit of fun with them and says "Oh? Well then, go into the forest and come back with 10 pieces of the same fruit." So the men break off and search for fruit. First one comes back with a 10 apples. The chief says "If you can shove those up your ass without making a sound, we wont eat you." He barely fits the one before he whimpers...