Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 11, 2018

Why does Mr. T drive a Tesla?

Because he pities the fuel....

I couldn’t give a shit about what vegans eat. Cannibals on the other hand...

WHERE’S MY OTHER FUCKING HAND?...

I wanted to be an anti-vaxxer for halloween

but I just couldn’t fit my head that far up my ass...

For Halloween, a classmate dressed up as a stormtrooper and shot up the school.

Don’t worry, no one got hurt....

Did you know Paul walker had real bad dandruff before he died?

Nobody else knew until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box....

I had a vasectomy so my wife wouldn't get pregnant..

..but apparently all it does is change the colour of your baby....

I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...