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Throughout history, humans have not let low stakes interfere with big egos. Here are the top 60 moments in our long, long history of just being extra.
November 1, 2018 at 08:56PM
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There was a girl
There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, "Who made the world?" The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD! "Thats correct!" The teacher said. The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, "Who died on the cross?" The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS! "Thats correct!!" The teacher said again. The girl fell asleep again. After a while, the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?" The boy...
A man takes his seat at the NBA final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, "Who would ever miss the NBA final?”
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last four NBA finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral."...
A guy walks into a bar...
notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
"Pay first. Those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"O.K.," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:
First,...
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