I thought to myself, "What a weird way to start a conversation."
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 11, 2018
An Irish girl tells her mother that she decided to become a prostitute.
Mom: You want to be a WHAT?
Daughter: Prostitute.
Mom: Oh thank God. I thought you said Protestant.
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year..
..British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, a team of American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York bulletin: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".
One week later, the Punch newspaper in Ibadan, Nigeria, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard, Abimbola Obuijsule a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Abimbola has therefore concluded that more than 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."
Son asks his father what a Vagina looks like.
Father: Before or after sex?
Son: I don't know what that means?
Father: Well there are two different types
Son: Umm, before sex.
Father: Oh well it looks like an Orchid at dawn just as the sun hits it, with dew drops on it, in a Botanical garden in Spring.
Son: Oh woah. What does it look like after sex?
Father: It looks like a bulldog just ate a jar of mayonnaise.
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