Because of my dyslexia, sometimes I get lost when I use public transportation.

Oops sorry. Wrong bus.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike

There is plenty fish in the sea, but until I find one, I am stuck here holding my rod.

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My wife accused me of having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerwchllyndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch.

I said, "How can you say such a thing?!"

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A Chinese guy in the U.S. goes to exchange his currency.

He exchanges C¥10,000 and gets US$1,500.

The next day, he exchanges another C¥10,000, but gets only US$1,499. He asks why.

The exchange clerk says, “Fluctuations.”

The Chinese guy is shocked for a moment, and yells back, “Fluctuamelicans!”

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I had a vasectomy so I wont have any kids...

Just got back home and they are still here...

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Why are there two “d”s in “Reddit”?

The second one’s a repost.

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Welcome To The Petty Hall Of Fame

Welcome To The Petty Hall Of Fame
Throughout history, humans have not let low stakes interfere with big egos. Here are the top 60 moments in our long, long history of just being extra.

November 1, 2018 at 08:56PM
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