I was watching porn last night when my grandmother walked in...

Not the best way to find out what she did for a living...

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, the other is a command.

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A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum.

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum, fuming with anger. He yells at the top of his lungs "WHO THE FUCK, FUCKED MY WIFE!" Everybody stops, there's a lingering silence for a few seconds, then a guy in the back of the bar yells back "you haven't got enough bullets buddy."

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I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell

Looking at it now, I see why

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Kehinde Wiley On Self Doubt And How He Made It As A Painter

Kehinde Wiley On Self Doubt And How He Made It As A Painter
The artist behind Barack Obama's presidential portrait talks about developing his skills at a junk store.

November 5, 2018 at 12:20AM
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I was sitting in a bar lastnight...

When the bartender yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said back, "CPR? I know the whole alphabet!" Everyone laughed, except this one guy.

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What's the difference between a school and a compound?

I got no clue, I just fly the drone

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