My penis is like a joke on reddit..

People seeing it for the first time usually laugh.

And those who have seen it before get mad that they’re seeing it again.

Read More

Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared.

Apparently only DC movies can do that.

Read More

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We have terminated your internet service due to illegal copyright violation practices.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

Read More

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.

That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

Read More

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends?! This is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over!"

Read More

I did not know what to wear to my premature ejaculation club meeting

So I just came in my pants

Read More

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Read More