but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.
Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 11, 2018
Kinky in Bed
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said "I'm feeling kinky!Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!"
As soon as I did, she screamed!
I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first.
So, little Johnny has a report due for government class...
He asks his dad to explain government. His dad thinks for a minute, and explains it like this:
I am Congress, your mom is the judicial system, your sister is the unemployed, you are the group too young to vote, and the maid is the working class.
So that night, little Johnny is trying to figure out what his dad meant, and got up to get a drink. On his way to the kitchen, he watched his sister sneak out of the house with her boyfriend. He grabbed his drink, and on the way back to his room, he saw his dad sneak down to the maid's room.
The next morning he tells his dad, so I think I have it figured out. His dad asks, so how do you think it works?
Little Johnny says: "The unemployed are out fucking around while Congress is screwing the working class, the judicial system is asleep, and the people too young to vote are watching it all happen..."
I Found the Best Burger Place in America. And Then I Killed It
I Found the Best Burger Place in America. And Then I Killed It
Steve Stanich called my burger award a curse, "the worst thing that's ever happened to us."
November 16, 2018 at 10:12PM
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