Beats me.
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 11, 2018
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She says to him: "Hey Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"
He says: "No thank you. That is no longer possible for me."
It was a slow night, so the hooker says: "Oh, come on, what have we got to lose; let's give it a try."
So, they both go inside and he acts like the young man he used to be.
"Oh my goodness," says the hooker breathlessly afterward, "I thought you said sex was no longer possible for you."
Says the old man: "Oh, my body is still highly capable; it's the paying that is no longer possible."
Doctor: I'm terribly sorry, but it seems your kidneys are failing.
Me: I can't believe this is happening.
Wife (sobbing): How will we tell our son?
Me: ... I'll tell him.
[Later at home, sitting down with son]
Me: Bad news kid, your knees are failing.
This Man Will Eat Anything On Ice Cream Reddit Tells Him To
This Man Will Eat Anything On Ice Cream Reddit Tells Him To
Quick, go give him suggestions before he taps out.
November 18, 2018 at 03:58AM
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