I don't know why I put it on in the first place.
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 11, 2018
A friend of mine, a mother of 4 refused to get her children vaccinated.
Edit : Mother of three..
Edit2 : Mother of two...
Edit3 : Mother of one.....
Edit4 : Mo.. Wait..
It’s almost December at the White House, and Donald Trump orders his aides to put up a nativity scene on the lawn...
After working for a few hours to set one up, the aides step back to look at their work.
“It looks pretty good,” says the first one.
“Yeah, but I’m not sure the boss will like it,” says the second.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, look at these three wise men. Three wise men? That sounds like Ivy League elitists to me. Plus, Frankincense and myrrh? I bet these guys are Arabs. The president wouldn’t like this at all.”
The other aide agrees he has a point, so they take out the wise men and chuck them over the fence.
“Do you think it’s ready now?” says the first aide.
“Not really,” says the second one, “Look at Mary and Joseph - they’re refugees! I bet they’re bringing drugs and crime to Nazareth.”
So they take out Mary and Joseph too.
“Ok, I think we’re ready,” says the first one.
“Not yet,” says the second, “look at the baby. His parents came from Egypt just so he could be born in Nazareth? Sounds like an anchor baby to me.”
So they chuck out Jesus as well.
Proud of their work, they head back to the Oval Office to let the president know they’ve finished.
“Well?” He asks, “have you finished the most bigly tremendous decorations? We’re going to make Christmas great again.”
“Yes, Mister President. We’re sure you’ll be very happy with it. We took out the wise men, Mary and Joseph, and Jesus.”
“Well,” Trump asks, “what’s left?”
“It’s just the way we thought you’d like it sir. One jackass and a whole bunch of sheep.”
Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 11, 2018
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