This Is One Way To Respond When A Scammer DMs You On Twitter

This Is One Way To Respond When A Scammer DMs You On Twitter Many people, upon receiving an obviously scammy message, would ignore it, or block the account it came from, or click the "This is SPAM" button. Not Popehat's Ken White. December 1, 2018 at 03:26AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2ABZ3...

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Apparently my snoring is so loud that

I scare everyone in the car I'm driving...

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Why do riot police like to go to work early?

To beat the crowd...

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A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane..

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.   After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."   The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."...

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.....

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.... "Why are you down here at this time of night!?" The husband looks up from his drink, "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met." She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, "Do you remember...

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was...

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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records..

..until the police came and removed me from the library....

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