The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 12, 2018
Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch
One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.
"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.
"Oh yeah?" Retorted Wendy as she shook out her hat and sauntered to the window. With a flick of her wrist, she pointed her wand outside.
"Tsk, is that all you got?" Meredith smirked.
But a moment later the storm clouds cleared away, and the sun was shining. With an extra wave, a rainbow appeared.
When Meredith was about to concede, she was interrupted-
"You two have NOTHING on me!"
Both witches sighed. Karen.
"Watch THIS!"
Karen began to twirl around the room, waving her wand wildly in the air. After five minutes, she stood dramatically still before tapping the wand on her forehead.
"Is that all-"
The two other witches winced as a flash of light filled the room. A moment later, Karen was gone.
"Where did she go?" Wendy said, looking around the room.
"Why question a good thing?"
But it was then that Wendy noticed a gold coin on the ground. Picking it up, she flipped it over in her hands. "Meredith you might want to see this..."
On the tails side was an inscription reading "World's Best Witch". On the other was a smug portrait of Karen.
The two stares at it for a minute before Meredith spoke up.
"Weird hex, but okay."
I was buying a large Christmas tree...
... and the cashier said, "Whoa, are you going to put that up yourself?"
I said, "No, you sicko, I'm putting it in my living room!"
Four engineers get into a car. the car won't start.
The mechanical engineer says :
"its a broken starter"
The electrical engineer :
"dead battery"
The chemical engineer:
"impurities in the gasoline"
The IT engineer:
"Hey guys , i have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".
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