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Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 12, 2018

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance...

Then why doesn’t lightning only hit France?

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag. The daughter replied.....

Thanks for the Baghdad

What's Santa's race?

North Polish

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs.

"It doesn't matter how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up."

"That's not how field sobriety tests work," the police officer replied.

Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch

One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.

"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.

"Oh yeah?" Retorted Wendy as she shook out her hat and sauntered to the window. With a flick of her wrist, she pointed her wand outside.

"Tsk, is that all you got?" Meredith smirked.

But a moment later the storm clouds cleared away, and the sun was shining. With an extra wave, a rainbow appeared.

When Meredith was about to concede, she was interrupted-

"You two have NOTHING on me!"

Both witches sighed. Karen.

"Watch THIS!"

Karen began to twirl around the room, waving her wand wildly in the air. After five minutes, she stood dramatically still before tapping the wand on her forehead.

"Is that all-"

The two other witches winced as a flash of light filled the room. A moment later, Karen was gone.

"Where did she go?" Wendy said, looking around the room.

"Why question a good thing?"

But it was then that Wendy noticed a gold coin on the ground. Picking it up, she flipped it over in her hands. "Meredith you might want to see this..."

On the tails side was an inscription reading "World's Best Witch". On the other was a smug portrait of Karen.

The two stares at it for a minute before Meredith spoke up.

"Weird hex, but okay."