I bought him a new trampoline for Christmas but all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 12, 2018
Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 12, 2018
A schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a football fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are football fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,
"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?
"Because I'm not a football fan, " she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well if you are not a football fan, what sport are you a fan of?
"I am a basketball fan and proud of it, " Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a basketball fan? "
"Because my mum is a basketball fan, and my dad is a basketball fan, so I'm a basketball fan too!"
"Well, " said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a basketball fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?
Mary smiled, and said...............
"then I'd be a football fan."
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