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Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.....
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to
get into heaven.'
The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said
The Navy C-2 pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Air Force fighter pilot...
A Canadian asks an American to watch a movie together.
American: Have you seen the Titanic?
Canadian: What's that about?
American: Yes it was. A huge one that sank....
What Happened When Dick's Stared Down the Gun Lobby
What Happened When Dick's Stared Down the Gun Lobby
When Dick's Sporting Goods announced that it would reduce gun sales in the wake of the Parkland school shooting, CEO Edward Stack said he wanted to start a conversation about gun safety in America. What he got instead was a firestorm.
December 11, 2018 at 11:30PM
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The other day I was asking the bartender for the WiFi password
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase....
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