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Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 12, 2018

I’m planning a charity event for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm

If you can’t come, let me know...

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.

It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said,...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a girl.

Guy: You're the most average girl here Girl: You're so mean Guy: No, you are...

What do you call a Snowman witha six-pack?

An Abdominal Snowman...

HQ Trivia And Vine Co-Founder Colin Kroll Dies, Apparently Of Overdose, Police Say

HQ Trivia And Vine Co-Founder Colin Kroll Dies, Apparently Of Overdose, Police Say Colin Kroll, the co-founder and chief executive of the popular HQ Trivia app, was found dead apparently of a drug overdose in his Lower Manhattan apartment early Sunday, the police said. December 17, 2018 at 06:00AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2BqNL...

Why is the Australian emergency line is“000”?

Because it’ll look the same when your phone is upside down....

Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."...