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Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 12, 2018

Robert Mueller's Legal Masterpiece

Robert Mueller's Legal Masterpiece The special counsel has spun a web of investigations that draw closer to Trump every day. December 18, 2018 at 12:56AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2GnHI...

My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous....

What kind of grades did Tommy Wiseau get in school?

Oh, high marks...

A Jewish man sent his son to Jerusalem for vacation.

Upon his son's return, the father finds out that his son has turned Christian! So, the father goes to his friend for emotional support. He says “Ethan, I sent my son over to Jerusalem, and he came back Christian”! “That’s odd...” His friend said, “I sent my son over to Jerusalem, and he came back Christian too”! They both decide to go to their Synagogue and talk to the Rabbi. “Rabbi, Ethan and I sent our sons over to Jerusalem, and they came back Christian”! “That’s odd...” the Rabbi said “I sent my son over to Jerusalem, and he came back Christian...

I had a talk about porn with my girlfriend.

"I don't get porn, why would you watch 2 people have sex?" she asked, then I reply "Two?" she looks surprised and I add "People?"...

Why are dogs afraid to go to space?

Because of the vacuum...

I'm starting a charity about teaching maths to midgets...

I'm calling it "making the little things count"...