Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 12, 2018

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion....

How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua...

What happens when an atheist prays?..

The same thing that happens when a Christian does....

I’m never smoking weed with mexicans again.

I asked who got papers, and they took off running....

What do you call perfume that doesn’t smell?

Nonsense....

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was...

When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies.

Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad....