"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first.
"I'm a lute." Says the second.
"No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!"
The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"
Thứ Bảy, 29 tháng 12, 2018
Two Arab guys move to the US, and they have a friendly bet as to who would become more “Americanized” in a year.
After a year, the first guy: I just dropped off my kids at baseball practice, and I’m taking him to McDonalds later.
The second guy: Fuck off, towelhead!
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