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Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 1, 2019
A new Navy recruit has just been assigned to his first submarine...
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.
"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."
The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.
"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."
The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.
"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."
The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.
"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"
The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."
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A native American shaman had an apprentice
One day the apprentice said to his mentor, "You take long trip. I try be shaman for summer."
The shaman asked, "Why should I take trip?"
The apprentice tried bribery. "If you take trip, I feed you belly full."
The shaman agreed, so the apprentice gave his mentor a big meal, and the next day the shaman left on his long trip.
But the apprentice turned out to be a terrible shaman. Within a week, the chief could not take it anymore, and left to search for the old shaman. He found him and begged, "Please come back to tribe."
The shaman asked, "Why should I come back?"
The chief tried bribery. "If you come back, I feed you belly full."
The shaman agreed, so they both went back, and the chief gave the shaman a big meal.
When the apprentice saw his mentor had returned, he asked, "Why back so soon?"
The old shaman explained, "Full me once, shaman you. Full me twice, shaman me."
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