I thought she’d be really upset, but turns out she was delighted.
Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 1, 2019
Is Marijuana as Safe As We Think?
Is Marijuana as Safe As We Think?
Permitting pot is one thing; promoting its use is another.
January 7, 2019 at 08:32PM
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A Soviet army is walking through a finnish field in 1939 during the winter war. Suddenly a voice yells at the other side of a hill.
The voice says: "one finnish soldier is equal to ten soviets"
The soviet commander sends ten soldiers to the hill. They hear gunfire, then silence. Soon the same voice yells again: "One finnish soldier is equal to a hundred soviets!"
Angry soviet commander sends a hundred soldiers to the hill. They hear gunfire and screans followed by a longer silence. Soon again the same voice yells: "One finnish soldier is equal to a thousand soviets!"
Now furious, the soviet commander sends a thousand soldiers and a tank to the hill. They hear even more gunfire and explosions. Then silence.
One heavily wounded soviet soldiers crawls from the hill and yells: "Commander! Dont send any more troops, its a trap! Theres two of them!"
(I know this joke is super old but idgaf)
Had sex with my girlfriend a couple days ago..
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
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