I have the best doctor

Everytime I get my prostate checked he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.

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A farmer's wife is making breakfast for her husband...

As she's serving his breakfast, he grabs her breast and tells her "if these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows". Visibly upset, she continues cooking. A moment later he grabs his wife's crotch and tells her "if this could lay eggs, we could get rid of the chickens".

As the wife sits down to eat, she grabs the farmer's crotch and tells him "if this could get hard, we could get rid of your brother".

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A dog runs up to their master carrying an unusual stick.

Master: Hey boy, what do you got there?

Dog: Bark

Master: Bark? Well where did you get such an unusual piece of bark?

Dog: Ruff

Master: The roof? Well how did you get all the way up there?

Dog: With the ladder

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Trumpets and Guns

n a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"

"What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!"

"So?"

"Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?"

"It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet

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Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

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My mom used to tell me not to laugh at other's condition because we may be in their position one day.

So I laugh at Bill Gates' condition everyday.

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