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Thứ Sáu, 11 tháng 1, 2019
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian
They asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “no thanks, but maybe next time around.”
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!"
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty-dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't" he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty-dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
Then she said "Have you ever seen $75,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "No!" he said... trying hard now to hide his anticipation.
She said "Might want to check the garage".
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