Who's the most famous blacksmith of all time?

Will Smith

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Jeff Bezos is getting divorced

He must have realised that marriage counted as a union

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Hey Trump supporters, can I tell you a joke about the wall?

Never mind, you won’t get it.

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I had my first parachute jump today and was so terrified! This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said...

"So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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I bet my farmer friend $100,000 I could get his cows hooked on weed

The steaks have never been higher

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I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!

For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did they tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

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80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs.

80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

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