"Does anyone know what a tragedy is?"
A kindergartener raises her hand and the president chooses her to answer, "A car crash."
"No, not quite." Responds Trump, "that would be an 'accident' ".
He then chooses a 4th grade boy. "If a school bus went off a cliff and all the kids died, that would be a tragedy."
"Close, but not exacly, that's what we call a great loss" replies the president.
Next, a 6th grader speaks up, "if a bomb went off in DC and killed you and all of congress, that would be a tragedy."
"That's really great!" The president continues, "how did you know that?"
"Well, it's clearly not an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss."
