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Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 2, 2019

A monk is being inducted into the monastic order...

The two elder monks in charge of his induction send him on a task. He must go into the archives and copy all the scriptures in there and not return until he's finished.

Several days later. The young monk returns and asks the elder monk, "As I was performing my task, I noticed several spelling mistakes in the last monks work, what would have happened had I copied them word for word? Then the scriptures would be wrong".

The elder monk thinks about this and decides to take it upon himself to ensure all the scriptures and copies are correct, he retreats to the archives.

The other monks don't see him for weeks. One day, the youngest monk is walking past the door to the archives and hears weeping from within. He opens the door to find the elder monk sitting amongst a pile of old scriptures.

"What's wrong?" the younger monk asks.

Solemnly looking up from of the oldest, original parchments the archives contain, the rules of the monastic order. The eldest monk replies.

"It says celebrate.... Fucking celebrate".

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

I saw a millennial chick at the supermarket and thought she looked odd.

Then I realised she can't even.

Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 2, 2019

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Joe replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.’

Joe said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with it?

Joe said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t flog a dead horse!’

Joe said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month Later, the farmer met up with Joe and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Joe said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £5 apiece and made a profit of £2495.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Joe said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £5 back.’

Did you hear about the monkeys Who shared an Amazon account?

They were prime mates.

When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother...

We are from the south so things are going good.