What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?

The abdominable snowman

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Chinese takeout: $11.95

Gas to get there and back: $2.58

Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless

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Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates

They will kill your dog

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NBA Player's Jersey Appears To Switch Numbers After A Dunk, And It's Breaking Our Brains

NBA Player's Jersey Appears To Switch Numbers After A Dunk, And It's Breaking Our Brains
​Listen. We know Paul George's #13 jersey didn't change to a #14 after he threw down a dunk in the NBA All-Star Game. All we're saying is: what if it did?

February 23, 2019 at 12:11AM
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Steve Irwin died as he lived.

With animals in his heart.

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The saying "say no to drugs" has always made me laugh.

If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid

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