She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"
I still don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton
Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 2, 2019
I used to smoke weed and go to the class...
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
When I drink too much alcohol I’m called an alcoholic,
but when I smoke a lot of weed no one calls me... Or texts me... or talks to me... I’m very lonely.
A lady walks into a bar and sees a handsome man sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.
"Magic beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after not icing that there isn't anyone else worth talking to, she goes back to the man and says
"That isn't really magic beer, is it?"
"Yes, it is. I'll show you," He responds, and jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back through the window. The woman is amazed, and immediately asks for a magic beer of her own.
The man says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, and then jumps out the window, plummeting 30 stories down.
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "You know something?"
"You're a terrible person when you're drinking, Superman."
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