Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 3, 2019

Two goldfish were sitting in a tank. At one point, one of them turns to the other.

Do you know how to drive this thing?...

How Good Is The Samsung S10? Here's What The Reviews Are Sayng

How Good Is The Samsung S10? Here's What The Reviews Are Sayng Samsung never gave into the notched display and ​no-headphone-jack trends and they're not about to start with their latest flagship models, the S10 and S10 Plus. So how do they stack up? March 1, 2019 at 11:51PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2UeO9...

Donald trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

Donald trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. ​ As they sat there each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken the barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics. ​ As the barbers finished their shaves the one who had trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. ​ Trump was quick to stop him saying 'no way buddy my wife will smell that and think I’ve been in a damn whorehouse. ​ The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'how about you?' ​ Obama replied 'go ahead...

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield....

My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree....

My girlfriend broke up with me.

So i stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back...

Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 3, 2019

Why is every gender equality officer in a company female?

Because it is cheaper...