Where does the neckbeard get his water?

The well, actually.

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I named my eraser Confidence

Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make

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In Medium Post, Elizabeth Warren Calls To 'Break Up Big Tech'

In Medium Post, Elizabeth Warren Calls To 'Break Up Big Tech'
On Friday morning, the Massachusetts senator and presidential hopeful released a lengthy blog post on why she wants to dissolve Facebook, Google and Amazon.

March 8, 2019 at 09:59PM
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I'm bad at two things: telling jokes, and not getting angry while waiting in queue at orgies...

But I keep punching up the fuck line.

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My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died

from being crushed by a giant crab.

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An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

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Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I make.

Now they also call me poor.

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