My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

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Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually

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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail

but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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The Most Populous Cities In The World From 1500 To 2018, Visualized

The Most Populous Cities In The World From 1500 To 2018, Visualized
This fascinating visualization shows how the world's largest cities have grown and shrank since the year 1500 — and how Tokyo rose to #1.

March 18, 2019 at 11:59PM
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My ex-wife still misses me.

But her aim is steadily improving.

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Her: Let's exchange numbers

Me: Won't that confuse people who are trying to call us?

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of capitalism!

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