I went to a faith healer last night and he was fucking shit,

even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!

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I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me that she has foot fetish.

I prefer metric system.

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I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she's sleeping ..

...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects

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Jesus says to a Christian, "Why do you worship crosses? What part of my story makes you think I like crosses?"

The Christian replied, "I don't know, you seem quite attached to yours."

Edit: My first silver!

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When a Tesla drifts,

It's called the electric slide

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I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish.

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

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I've been dating this homeless chick for a while now and it's starting to get serious.

She asked me to move out with her.

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