Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”...
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'Breaches Everywhere': Flooding Bursts Midwest Levees, And Tough Questions Follow
'Breaches Everywhere': Flooding Bursts Midwest Levees, And Tough Questions Follow
Hundreds of miles of levees in the Midwest have been overwhelmed by the floods, leaving "Swiss cheese" infrastructure and reigniting a flood control debate.
April 1, 2019 at 05:00AM
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Two men, Jim and John, are walking their dogs when they pass by a restaurant.
“Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggests.
“We can’t,” responds John. “Don’t you see the sign says No Pets Allowed?”
“Oh, that sign?” says Jim. “Don’t worry about it.”
Taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walks up to the door. As he tries walking into the restaurant, the host says, “Sorry, no pets allowed.”
“Can’t you see?” says Jim. “I am blind. This is my Seeing Eye dog.”
“But it’s a Doberman pinscher. Who uses a Doberman pinscher as a Seeing Eye dog?” the host asks.
“Oh,” Jim responds, “you must not have heard. This is the latest...
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