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Chủ Nhật, 31 tháng 3, 2019

A lemonade seller and the businessman.

A lemonade seller was standing in the hot sun selling lemonade. A customer, who is a businessman approached him and asked him the prices.

"$3 for a full glass, $30 for 5 empty ones."

Astonished, the businessman asks him, "What is that supposed to mean?" The seller remained silent.

After giving it a thought for a while, the customer bought 5 full glasses of lemonade, giving the seller $15 (3×5). He drank all of them quickly and showed the seller 5 empty glasses, "I got 5 empty glasses only for $15, though the cost is $30. You see, what dirty tricks we businessmen are capable of!"

The poor lemonade seller says, "Sir, I am an entrepreneur. You see I made you buy 5 glasses for no reason at all?"

Edit : Ignore bad grammar please.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.

It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.

I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon

The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.

“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”

“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”

“Well, that’s your own fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”

My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.

Just this morning she asked, “Is that the best you can do?”

One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar.

Then I realized my whole life was a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.