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He asks the waiter, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
The waiter says, “A penny.”
The man exclaims, “A penny? How much for a steak?”
The waiter says, “A nickel.” The man is astonished.
“Are you serious? Where’s the man who owns this place? I’d like to shake his hand!”
The waiter answers, “He’s upstairs with my wife.”
Confused, the man asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The waiter smiles and says, “The same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”
Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class. I've recently started going to the pub and drink pints of Carling and every Friday I have fish&chips. My favourite football team is Manchester United. Beat that!"
The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking paki cunt."
He sits down and orders 3 beers.
“You know, you don’t have to order these all at once - I’m happy to make them fresh,” says the bartender.
“Oh no, ya see,” replies the Irishman, “the extras are for me two brothers back in Ireland. We all order 3 beers so it feels like we’re drinkin together,” and he chugs them all down.
Every day for months, the Irishman comes in and does the same thing, until one day he orders only two beers.
The bartender’s heart sinks, knowing the Irishman must have lost one of his brothers.
“Im so sorry,” he says, “did one of your brothers pass?”
“Of course not, they’re fine!” says the Irishman, “I’ve just quit drinkin!”