FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Jill and Jack go to Catholic school. Jill is known for sleeping.
The teacher asks Jill “Who created Earth?”
Jack pokes Jill with his pencil.
She yells “Oh my God!”
“that is correct Jill.”
She goes back to sleep.
The teacher asks Jill “Who is our Lord and Saviour ?”
Jack pokes Jill.
Jill yells “Jesus Christ!”
Teacher says “Correct again Jill.”
Jill goes to sleep.
Teacher asks Jill “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?”
Jack pokes Jill.
Jill yells “IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!”
He asks the waiter, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
The waiter says, “A penny.”
The man exclaims, “A penny? How much for a steak?”
The waiter says, “A nickel.” The man is astonished.
“Are you serious? Where’s the man who owns this place? I’d like to shake his hand!”
The waiter answers, “He’s upstairs with my wife.”
Confused, the man asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The waiter smiles and says, “The same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”