What exactly is an acorn?

Well, in a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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Whats the most pointless thing that actually exists?

Circles.

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Went to Jail for the first time and found out that what they say about dropping the soap is just a myth

I held on to that soap for dear life and it turns out they rape you anyway

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If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

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I'm thinking of removing my spine

It's only holding me back.

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It's Time To Panic About Privacy

It's Time To Panic About Privacy
Here's the stark truth: We in the West are building a surveillance state no less totalitarian than the one the Chinese government is rigging up.

April 11, 2019 at 08:09PM
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My girlfriend shouted at me, “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!”

Which I, personally, thought was a very weird and rude way to start a conversation!

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