IT'S FUCKING R/AWW , YOU IDIOT!
Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 4, 2019
My Wife wore a "Vaccines cause autism" shirt
She was insulted, punched and spit on
Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!
Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 4, 2019
If a girl is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:
A. She is a prude and you have no future together.
B. You two should spend more time together so she can get used to that level of openness.
C. She should have sat somewhere else on the train?
Where do little jokes come from?
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old...
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" he continued.
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00"
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