Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 4 tháng 5, 2019

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6 7 8 (May the Fourth be with you)...

A gay couple, Neal and Bob, traveling on a plane.

"What if we had sex?" Asks Neal. "Here, one the plane? Are you crazy? Everyone would be watching us doing it, it'll be awkward." "Nobody is paying attention to anything. Look!" Neal stands up and asks loudly: "Could I have a pencil, please?" Nobody paid attention, everyone is busy minding their own business. "They wouldn't really care, would they?" Says Bob. So Neil and Bob have intense sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and people are leaving, a stewardess sees an old man with his shirt and pant soaked up in his own...

Why do nurses bring a red crayon to work?

In case they have to draw blood...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

None...

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb

I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."...

Found: A 99-Million-Year-Old Millipede, Perfectly Preserved in Amber

Found: A 99-Million-Year-Old Millipede, Perfectly Preserved in Amber The newly described species has a five-unit compound eye and an unbristled butt. May 3, 2019 at 06:38PM via Digg http://bit.ly/2IVTk...