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Thứ Hai, 6 tháng 5, 2019

I’m reading a horror story in Braille

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it

You shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people,

You should write it.

My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."

She took one out, put it on her thumb and told me to make sure it was on tight.

I still looked confused.

She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was.

"Just a minute." she said and locked the door.

She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra.

"You like these?"

I could only nod my head.

She said to put the condom on.

As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down.

"Come on." she said. "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her.

It was so amazing that I couldn't hold back and KAPOW! I was done in two minutes!

She looked at me concerned and asked, "Did you put the condom on?"

I said, "I sure did!"

...and held up my thumb to show her.

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’

That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.

The punchline comes first.

What's the worst part about time travel jokes?

What It's Like To Live In The Shadow Of The Wall


What It's Like To Live In The Shadow Of The Wall
"For all the thousands of people that we met living on the border, only a handful were pro construction of the wall, and that's something that is not really acknowledged."

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PETA is like a box of chocolates

They kill dogs