Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 5, 2019

My friend told me, “ You have a B.A., a Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn....

An English and an Irish farmer are arguing at their fence over Politics when along comes a chicken and lays an egg right on the fence boundary.

The English farmer exclaims "It's my egg, because it's my Chicken", and the Irish farmer replies with "Well, the egg is mostly on my side of the fence, so it's mine". They argue back and forth about an hour, until the Irish farmer comes up with a solution. "To see who the strongest farmer is, we'll have a competition. The winner keeps the egg". The English farmer - convinced he's the strongest - wants to know more. The Irish farmer says "We'll kick each other in the balls as hard as we can, and whoever is standing at the end gets to keep the egg"....

Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 5, 2019

Two friends meet at a bar and start talking

Two friends meet at a bar and start talking: - Yesterday my girlfriend came to me and told me she is pregnant. - Really? What did you say? - Nothing. I cried. - Really? Why? - Because I know what it means to grow up without a father....

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

My credit card number My social security number Uploading a scan of my birth certificate ...

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language....

A drunk man walks up to the bartender

A drunk man walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender tells him, “No way man. You’re already hammered and your tab comes out at over $200.” The man responds, “Please I’ll do anything. I’m having really bad withdrawals I just need a beer or two.” “Really? Anything? I’ll tell you what, I might actually have something for you. I’ve got three jobs that need to be done. You do them, and I’ll clear your tab and give you a few drinks on the house,” says the bartender. “You got it!” the man exclaims. The bartender points to the corner...

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, "Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?"

"Yes," she said, "but I wasn’t willing to pay."...