"School" is my answer.
Thứ Năm, 9 tháng 5, 2019
An engineer dies and is sent to hell
He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately." The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
This Subway Busker's Cover Of James Brown's 'It's A Man's Man's Man's World' Is Unreal
This Subway Busker's Cover Of James Brown's 'It's A Man's Man's Man's World' Is Unreal
The New York City subway system is full of horrors, but it can occasionally produce something delightful.
May 8, 2019 at 11:35PM
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac...
are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence fell... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replied, "meow"
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)
No shirt no shoes no service
I've been lied to my entire life. I walked into 7-11 naked and my phone still worked just fine.
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