“Yes... but I’ve had some sevens and eights.” She replied.
Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 5, 2019
A woman dies and goes to the gates of heaven.
When she gets there, she is perplexed and confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.
She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.
Finally, she seems to recognize someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, "what is going on here?"
The strange man replies, "everyone here is doing their best to better their souls." Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man's traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate.
The Buddhist Monk replies, "my dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma."
Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 5, 2019
2 christians were stranded in a desert.
The first was called John and the second was called Jack. They were extremely hungry and thirsty.
In the distance, they saw a mosque gleaming in the middle of no where.
John suggested to go and pay the mosque's Imam a visit and ask for some food and water. Jack agreed but suggested to change their names to islamic ones so that the Imam would agree to feed them.
John: That is pointless and deceiving. We should introduce ourselves with our real names.
Jack: No, or else they won't feed us. From now on call me Mohammed.
They made their way to the mosque and met the Imam and told him about their despair.
The Imam told John: We have a room filled with food and water. As for you Mohammed, have a blessed Ramadan.
Saw a guy being beaten up by 4 dudes
I went to go help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.
Edit: can someone explain all the letters?
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