Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 5, 2019

"Hey Bud, why don't you use condoms?"

"My pull out game is superb. Condoms are also expensive, gotta pinch pennies when you have 14 kids to feed."...

Husband: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches

Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Husband: helping the kids pack a suitcase look I'm as surprised as you are...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"...

Stop it with the Alabama and abortions jokes.

I incest that you do...

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists....

What do you call a dinosaur without gold?

A dinosr...

Why isn't "dark" spelled as "darc"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.....