At first I thought it was great dating an archaeologist

Then I found out she was a gold digger and her future lies in ruins!

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My brother's girlfriend is vegan

I haven't met herbivore.

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I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn’t called that. It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’

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The Real Reason Fans Hate The Last Season Of Game Of Thrones

The Real Reason Fans Hate The Last Season Of Game Of Thrones
It's not just bad storytelling — it's because the storytelling style-changed from sociological to psychological.

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I often wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder"...

Came up with any other phrases.

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Why are vampires so impulsive?

They never reflect on things.

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108.

We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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