That, kids, is what's known as PREMATURE EDRACULATION
Thứ Sáu, 24 tháng 5, 2019
Thứ Năm, 23 tháng 5, 2019
Three men die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates.
He says to the first man, "Welcome to Heaven! Back on Earth, what denomination were you?"
The first man say, "I was a devout Presbyterian".
St. Peter says, "Excellent! Then go to door 10, but when you pass door number 2, be very quiet."
He then asks the second man, "When you were on Earth, what denomination were you?"
The second man replies, "I was the pastor of my Methodist church!"
St. Peter says, "Wonderful! Make your way to door 6, but when you pass door 2, be very quiet."
St. Peter asks the last man, "What denomination were you on Earth?"
The man says, "I was Lutheran. Part of the Missouri Synod."
St. Peter says, "You know the drill. Go to door 12, but be very quiet when you pass door 2."
The last man says, "Why is it we need to be so quiet when we go past door 2?"
St. Peter replies, "Because that's where the Catholics are and they think they're the only ones here."
Shortly after the Chernobyl incident...
...China, America, and Germany came too help with their state of the art cleanup robots, and sent them out to show them off to each other.
The Chinese robot broke down even before it could reach the cleanup site.
The Americans cheered as their robot performed its task in the highly irradiated cleanup zone, but it too broke down in only 8 minutes.
The German robot with its superior german engineering managed to perform its task for a full 20 minutes before finally succumbing to the immense heat and radiation.
But all this time, the Russian robot was hard at work, and the engineers and scientists of all the other nations watched in awe as the Russian robot continued to send back signals for another full hour.
They asked the soviet officer stationed there, “How is your robot still active after all this time?” The soviet officer looked at them, then took a glance at the clock, and shouted in to the megaphone, “Private Dimitri! Your shift is over! Come out for a smoke.”
Quick question
How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying?
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