Here It Is: One Of The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Ever
You know a pitch is pretty darn bad when people are comparing it to 50 Cent's infamous Mets first pitch.
May 29, 2019 at 08:42PM
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Here It Is: One Of The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Ever
Here It Is: One Of The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Ever
You know a pitch is pretty darn bad when people are comparing it to 50 Cent's infamous Mets first pitch.
May 29, 2019 at 08:42PM
via Digg http://bit.ly/2WmCliH
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game...
After the game, he asked her if she liked it. She replied, "it was fun but I don't see why they made such a big fuss over 25 cents."
The guy asked, "What do you mean?"
And she said, "Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin and someone took it, and for the rest of the game, they kept shouting 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
Donald Trump is boarding Air Force One
When all of a sudden, an assassin jumps out and points the gun at Trump. A member of the secret service sees this and yells, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would-be assassin so much that it gives the other agents time to apprehend him. While the agents interrogate the assassin, Donald Trump pulls the agent aside and says, “ Why did you yell Mickey Mouse when you saw the assassin?” The agent says, “Well, I got nervous and meant to say Donald Duck.”
A Spartan man and an Athenian man are arguing over which city is best
The Spartan man says " I think this should come down to a vote"
To which the Athenian agrees
The Spartan then says "I vote Sparta"
The Athenian says" I vote Athens"
The Spartans wife say "I vote Sparta"
The Athenian Wife says calmly"I don't get to vote"
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