I mean, if you’re talking to them, it is probably to late to say no to them.
Thứ Bảy, 1 tháng 6, 2019
Obama and Trump are at a barbershop
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him, saying:
“No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.”
The second barber turned to Obama and said: “How about you, Mr. Obama?
Obama replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
" hey dad, I wanna date the girl next door what do you think?" Said the son, "no you can't!, don't tell this to your mom but, that girl is your sister" replied the father
Son: "What about the girl across the street". Dad:"unfortunately son, that is also your sister". Son: "how about the girl that works in the bakery down street". Dad: " I'm really sorry son but, she's also your sister".
So the son gets frustrated and, goes to his mom to complain about it.
Mom said: " don't worry about it son, he's not even your real father".
The World’s Most Pawsome Mascot
The World’s Most Pawsome Mascot
By 1993, Mario and Sonic were lighting up the video game world. With each new game, their stories grew deeper and their worlds began the expansion that would eventually lead to their inevitable convergence a few decades later. Certainly there was room for another friendly character?
May 31, 2019 at 09:05PM
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